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Smile Wednesday

Yeah! My baby sister graduated high school and I survived the most insanely stressful semester ever!

Movie time yes?

 

Um, I don’t even know. I think I’ll go see Avengers again.

 

EDIT: OH MY GOD I JUST SAW THE FINE PRINT ON THE FLY MOVIE– STARRING VINCENT PRICE! SO MUCH MORE RESPECT

Kinda Friday

This is a weird week. There were elections for the mayor and a few proposals—it caused quite a stir. Then there was tickets released for the Eddie Izzard show. Oh! And remember how I said I got a project at work I knew how to do? Apparently not.  I feel like this week was a weird balance of kinda-bad luck and kinda-good luck making it into a kinda- interesting week.  Whatever, I have high hopes for the weekend.

Oh, and I got one idea and flew into a writer’s frenzy. O___O

Y’all got any cool stories?

–Here are some ideas-

The three boxes were in front of him. He set down his mask tentatively and reached for…

The calendar on the wall still said September with the large happy aardvark. Even though it was April she couldn’t bear to let it go.

The book fell down from the library shelves onto its spine and out fell the perfumed stationary.

Her hair fell in long cascading waves of sepia tones.

The paint washed over his skin. He wrinkled his nose at the smell as he watched the colors cover him.

The rocking chair went back and forth as it silently considered

Lime, sea, leap

Sunflowers

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Well, what’s your posion?

EDIT: This happened in China…

Smile Wednesday

Things that made me happy today:
1. I wrote a nice story for class
Possible tittles:
My first week at Summer Camp
The Catfish
Something that sounds cool

erm, its a work in progress….

2.  I got a tough assignment at work and I actually know what to do
3. My grandmother helped me in creating a new recipe
4.  My outfit… don’t judge, but it’s fun for me to dress up a little

My reaction–

What are things you are proud you did today?

This is for you:

Oh! Oh! I finally spelled Wednessday Wednesday in the title right on the first try!

Hope the rest of your week is marvelous.
(There I used the m-word, you owe $5 because it is in fact still acceptable to use. You know who you are.)

Inspiration Friday

I am so happy it is the day of rest! I have much more work to do before I am all caught up. Things I have accomplished so far:

1. Putting all the papers my boss stacked onto my desk into one neat and organized mess on his desk… (revenge clutter!)
2. Confirming that I am alive with all my friends (alternately confirming that I did travel and was not ignoring them).
3. Watching Supernatural episodes I missed.
4. 1/3 of a homework assignment

After this post I hope to add more to that list. It’s too easy to let the little things pile up around ya. If you have free time make the most of it.

Here are some prompts to get you started on a creative venture.

|enjoy|

The leak meant I had to clean out under my sink, and there I found…

When was not the question he’d meant to ask.

The air raid sirens were common, and the shaking became natural.

“Love me for no less than who I was and love me for no more than who I am.”

The first incision was small and that’s when she knew everything would be alright.

“You should go to the dance with me because I’m gonna take you to Red Lobster.  My grandpa gave me a coupon ’cause you are one special lady and you deserve the best.”

Oranges and….?

A poem was sent in today, sans any additional commentary.  Enjoy!

OrphanedOrange,

By Yvette Naomi and Mitch

Nothing rhymes with orange
So we ought make up a word
Like glorange or forange or sulonge
E’en though they sound quite absurd.

To make up a meaning defining each word,
I suggest golrange should be a cowherd.
Forange could be what we do at night
When we screw up our eyes to block out the light.

And solange could be the colour of puke
When mixed with bits of orange and pewt.
I only suggest these, but it’s up to you
To find some meaning for words that are new.

We could spread this news
And await the reviews.
But it’s about time
That orange should rhyme.

Hug Wednesday

Well, it’s smile Wednesday and according to my homework I’m supposed to write about a time that I was made a fool of. Ergo: an event everyone thought was freakin’ hilarious at my expense. Like say, the time I broke my foot in *acting* class. Or the time I gave my Solar System presentation the day that Pluto was no longer a planet and I hadn’t changed my presentation. Or the time I flew half way across the country just to find out that I went to the wrong political conference. Okay, so that last one wasn’t so bad really…it was kind of fun. I dunno about you, but after those types of events I need a hug.

So the theme for this Wednessday? Hugs! Go hug someone today!

Also: I’m in a Curious George mood.